Sunday, October 30, 2011
When Knights Were Bold (A Book Review)
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (16)
I've decided to name my car Alexis. I just want to be able to say, "Yeah, I travel in Alexis . . . " "I own Alexis . . ."
I think I would rent the truck that advertised in large letters "fuel-saving chassis skirts!", except that no one had bothered to actually put them on the truck - they weren't there!
"Sorry restaurant closes at 9pm." Great restaurants are open all night?
"Subway parking only". - I expected to see this sign underground.
"Must be 21 to enter this area". I didn't go, because I'm not 21 anymore . . .
"No Parking: Doctors Only" So I can park there? (I'm not a doctor).
"Handwashing Instructions:
Thoroughly wash and dry hands" -- No kidding, lol.
"The firm concentrates on selling to either small, medium-sized, or large customers." LOL! (They meant small, medium, or large businesses.)
Restaurant sign advertising:
"NEW
Fajita
GrillBurger
Lemonade"
-- sounds positively disgusting.
Something about Wendy's "Natural-Cut Fries" bothers me. What? Do they grow them that way?
Some dress codes are strict, but this one takes the cake!
"Girls: Dresses or skirts and blouses with sleeves, knee-length or below" (Those are some LONG sleeves!)
Check out these great pictures, also!
1) Deanna spotted this one. The sign says "Walk-ins Welcome". LOL. I love this one.
2) We found a boy who fell in a puddle! lol
3) Now THAT is some AMAZING Cologne!
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Evolution Died of Pneumonia
Friday, July 1, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (15)
Random and funny things observed while traveling.
Southern Trip Edition
When I was on trio, we stayed in "camp accommodations". You know, a sweaty-smelling room with humidity way too high, no air conditioning, with 14 other guys who have vowed not to sleep? And the shower you get to use is a concrete bunker with no windows and nobody bothered to change the light bulb, with cracks in the wall so large you can see through them, and 2 inches of standing black water in the bottom? (You think I'm exaggerating - ask me about some stories!)
Well, guess what the ADULTS stay in!? I am apparently old enough now to be an adult. I had a double-bed, A/C, and a private bath at most of the camps I went to!! Check out the best one:
One camp I went to had a resident peacock. I didn't know these things can fly, often hang out in trees, and crow ...!
Road Names are always interesting. But you don't have to be a genius to name a street. Here's some I spotted:
"Cross St"
"Minor Rd"
"Frontage Rd"
What's the next ones? "Narrow Rd" and "City St"? LOL
I just love the Signs you see along the roads:
"Caution: School". No kidding!
"Wi-Fi Hot Tub" - this I've got to see!
"Clay Building Supply" - convenient last name :)
"To Future 26-W" -- We only had enough money for the sign, lol. Go ahead, take the exit. Right now, you launch of a bridge that's yet to be completed, but in a couple years, we'll have that fixed!
Ok, seriously - a hotel sign that says "Clean and Nice Folks"? That's what I look for in a hotel.
"Horseback Riding Zip Lines" - sign me up! This sounds like the adventure of a lifetime! LOL
"Camping -- Next Right" - in light of recent events, I found this extremely comical. (For those of you who are wondering, Mr. Camping predicted the world was going to end, and was wrong. He predicted again ...)
"New Steak Menu!" - They discovered that old steaks don't sell well.
Billboards:
"Heavy Traffic Can Be Such a Blessing ..." (Unfortunately for the advertiser, the trees had grown so tall no one could read the next line ...)
"World's Largest Sheet Sets" -- huh? Unfortunately no one makes beds this size. :( (I believe this was a problem of placement on the sign. I think World's Largest was supposed to go with "As Seen on TV", but well, they put it iin the wrong place.)
"Sweet Local Peaches" - Spent the next 3 minutes trying to figure out if this was advertising a dating service ...
Churches:
"Kodak UMC" - Come experience a God-Moment! ... I mean a Kodak-Moment ...
"The Church" - Yup, that was their name. Says it all.
Ok, I thought this hilarious! "Department of Mental Retardation" Please call if you would like to become more retarded ...
I thought this department was housed in DC!
Just compare the "Uses Most Energy" rating with the "This model uses: "
1) They found it necessary to explain "qualified person".
2) "Failure to follow these instructions can result in death or explosion." Yeah, a friend of mine tried to service his own water heater. He must have done something wrong. He exploded.
P.S. Sorry I don't have pictures for all these signs, but I hear it's quite dangerous to take pictures while trying to drive ;)
Sunday, June 26, 2011
The Club of Queer Trades, by GK Chesterton (Book Review)
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Did I Fail as a Mom?
"By faith Moses, when he had grown up, refused to be known as the son of Pharaoh’s daughter. He chose to be mistreated along with the people of God rather than to enjoy the pleasures of sin for a short time. He regarded disgrace for the sake of Christ as of greater value than the treasures of Egypt, because he was looking ahead to his reward. By faith he left Egypt, not fearing the king’s anger; he persevered because he saw him who is invisible." - Hebrews 11:24-27
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Evil People Get Away With Everything
It seems like God doesn't punish bad people. It seems like evil people get away with everything. What's the use in being good and doing the right things?
- Trust in the Lord -- focus on God, and not the evil person, have faith in Him.
- Delight in the Lord -- moving from faith to emotion; this is becoming real to us
- Commit your own way to the Lord -- Now the focus is on us. What about the way we are living and acting? Is it pleasing to the Lord? Is it committed to the Lord?
- Wait patiently for the Lord. Oh dear. We thought that after we did the right thing, He would punish those people .... Sorry, but He basically says that the wicked will continue to succeed. This is not a formula for expecting God to act. These are instructions to change our focus.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (14)
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Textual Criticism and Lyrical Acceptance
"As God has shown us by turning stone to bread, So we all must lend a helping hand." - We Are the World by Michael Jackson
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
The Crisis and the Process of Growing Up
Growing up is a process. Slow and gradual.
But there comes a point where everything changes. Thinking changes. From that point on, one understands that they are now a man, and no longer a boy; are now a woman, and no longer a girl.
That doesn't mean there won't be some boyish/girly behavior. But the thinking is different. The understanding and the goals are different. Today, he understands that he is a man.
Some cultures have a specific rite to commemorate or encourage this occurrence. Some hold special ceremonies, others require deeds of bravery to done at a certain age. Some have initiation, and some simply give more responsibility. But in most cultures, there is a community expectation that encourages this change.
The United States doesn't have a specific rite. The closest would probably be gaining the right to vote at age 18 and being able to drink at age 21. I wonder if our lack of emphasis on and recognition of growing up has contributed to some of our cultural concerns -- "soft men", immaturity, and children who happen to be 35. . . .
I think this change often happens naturally at key events. High School Graduation, College Graduation, Marriage, etc. Perhaps the most specific change would be at marriage. There is a community expectation that behavior will change when someone gets married, and they will act 'more grown up'. How many times have we heard the phrase "settle down and get married"?
This change is a not a point where we are suddenly "grown up". It is a point where we decide to be grown up. Something changes on the inside. Our goals change. Our focus changes. All of a sudden, at one point or crisis, life begins to revolve around "grown up" things. We understand new responsibilities. We must no longer act as children. We have had the crisis; we will be grown up.
The process does not stop; the crisis accelerates the growth.
(A life illustration of sanctification)
In so many similar ways, our spiritual life reflects our physical life. Our spiritual life has been described as both a crisis and a process. When we were saved, we began a consistent pattern of spiritual growth (I hope!). But there often comes a point where God challenges us with the question of how "grown up" we will be spiritually. Will we really commit everything to Him? Will we love and serve Him no matter what happens - good or bad? Our response to this challenge determines our spiritual maturity. Will we remain a spiritual child, or will we accept the responsibility and make the commitment?
The process does not stop; the crisis accelerates the growth.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Doubts and Distrust? -What do we do when we cannot trust God?
What do we do when we cannot believe God?
"One of the devil's favorite temptations is the kind we cannot argue out of.
We simply have to believe.
That's what we call faith."
Satan wants to make us doubt God. He wants to get us to the place where we cannot trust God.
How can we win a battle if we cannot trust God?
Examples:
In the garden of Eden, the devil challenged Adam and Eve with this question, "Did God really say? ..." (Gen 3:1) Then he directly contradicted God's words. As an argument, the devil probably won. The only way to win that battle would have been to stop arguing, and claim faith -- "God said it, I believe it, and I'm going to follow and obey Him!"
When Satan tempted Jesus in the desert, logically, Satan's first temptation made very good sense. "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread." (Matt 4:3). Logically, it makes sense. Jesus is hungry. He understands that physically, he is near the point of starving to death. As the Son of God, he has the power to turn the stones into bread. And most importantly, what Satan has suggested is not wrong. He's not even suggesting that Jesus do anything bad at all. In fact, it would probably be the smartest thing to do.
But Jesus understood that this temptation was coming from the devil, and should be rejected, even though it made logical sense, and was not sinful. Beware my friends, for the devil may first tempt with things that are not wrong. They help his logical case, and get you used to following him.
Contrary to logic, Jesus clung to the Word of God in faith. And He won the battle.
Recently, I have faced similar temptations. Logically, the devil had a very good point. Intellectually, he had beaten me. In fact, I was inclined to agree with him. I had to tenaciously cling to faith, against my intellect and reason. And I won. Not by argument or debate, but by faith.
Discussion
We cannot win spiritual battles intellectually. "The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds." (2 Corinthians 10:4). There is a reason that in God's armor our DEFENSE is called the Shield of Faith. Faith is the only way to win many of these combats. The devil will mess with our mind. We can only win by faith in the Word of God (the sword). (Ephesians 6)
One of the devil's favorite temptations is the kind we cannot argue out of.
We simply have to believe.
That's what we call faith.
We're used to being able to argue to what is right. But what about when we can't? What if there is no good argument? What about when we cannot answer why?
We must believe.
I just want to highlight some words from John chapter 14:
[Jesus] Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in me.
[Us] Lord, we don't know ... so how can we know?
[J] I am the way. If you really know me, you will know ...
[Us] Lord, show us ...
[J] Don't you believe? ... Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the works themselves.
Our most important choices in life must be decisions of the will, without the benefit of the understanding.
- Salvation requires an act of the will
- Marriage is a decision of the will without the benefit of understanding. "For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health." One simply does not know what is coming, but is deciding to be committed and faithful anyway.Too many marriages end because someone starts arguing "I didn't understand what I was getting into."
- Our dedication to the Lord must also be an act of the will, even without the benefit of understanding. He has promised persecution, pain, and that the world will hate us (John 15:18-21).
We won't understand what is happening, or why. But the most important decision is this -- will we serve Him, trust Him, and love Him, even when we don't understand?
Job is a constant challenge to my faith. In the midst of the worst (and no good intellectual argument, and no one could answer why), Job makes the strongest statement of faith:
"Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him." Job 13:15
Thoughts:
"I don't understand," said the blind man.
The guide replied with a chuckle, "That is because you cannot see."
Please listen to this song:
"The Promise" by the Martins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Irtr3sbBM
What God Hath Promised - Hymn
Verse 1
God hath not promised skies always blue,
Flower-strewn pathways all our lives through;
God hath not promised sun without rain,
Joy without sorrow, peace without pain.
Chorus
But God hath promised strength for the day,
Rest for the labor, light for the way,
Grace for the trials, help from above,
Unfailing sympathy, undying love.
Verse 2
God hath not promised we shall not know
Toil and temptation, trouble and woe;
He hath not told us we shall not bear
Many a burden, many a care.
Verse 3
God hath not promised smooth roads and wide,
Swift, easy travel, needing no guide;
Never a mountain, rocky and steep,
Never a river, turbid and deep.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Car Wrecks and Culture
Today, I arrived shortly after an auto accident had occured. The car had gone off the road, through a fence, flipped, and landed in a creek. The rescue workers arrived shortly after I did, and immediately went to work. While a couple checked the driver to make sure he was stable, the others began cutting the fence apart. This struck me. No one there attemped to argue with them or stop them. That fence was installed by a farmer. He paid for it; he did all the work; he owned it. And they tore it out without the slightest consideration as to how much it might cost him to replace it. You see, here in the US, we value human life. The preservation of life is everyone's responsibility. That driver needed help. The farmer will have to pay to replace his own fence, but that is his part in helping to save human life.
In some countries, I have heard, this is not the case. Life-saving efforts may be hampered or stopped by individuals insisting on payment for damages to their property. Sometimes a badly injured driver may be chased all the way to the hospital by those insisting that he pay for the damages he just caused.
I'm happy I live in the United States.
Here in the US, we feel that the preservation of life is everyone's responsibility.