Random and funny things observed while traveling.
Has anyone ever noticed that Terminal Lane has no ending? (it's a loop)
While it's perfectly appropriate in most places, it seemed a bit strange to hear "Please come again" in an airport restaurant.
"Warning: Our delicious cookies contain nuts." Apparently their mediocre cookies do not.
"Grout Museum" -- Sounds positively thrilling.
I know what they're trying to say, but this just sounds wrong: "Women - the world's largest untapped natural resource."
Now boarding all first-class passengers . . . .
Immediately after getting off out little 4-seat wide passenger jet, I looked out the airport window and spotted a large jumbo jet titled: "First Class Equine Transportation."
"There are no smoking and seatbelt signs on this aircraft." I'm sorry, that sounds like a serious design flaw.
Gas prices just keep going up . . . I saw a FedEx delivery guy on a bicyle! (Not kidding! - I wish I had a picture!)
I was in a store the other day and saw a sign that read "50% off - Entire Store"
I was going to inquire how much they were asking for it.
