Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Do You Have an Open Mind?

What exactly does it mean when someone says, "I have an open mind"?

I've met some people with an open mind like an:

  • open space - nothing, not even gravity
  • open prairie - breezy endless wasteland
  • open briefcase - everything inside falls out
  • open well - easily contaminated by anything the wind blows in
  • open season - everything there is fair game
  • open sewer - well, you get the picture
  • open mine - dark, confusing, and easy to get lost
  • open door - just because it's open doesn't mean it should be
  • open gun chamber - only open for a split second, between shots
  • open trap - one wrong move and it closes hard and fast
  • open hydrant - it's open, but there's so much coming out you can't put anything in

"The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid." - GK Chesterton

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