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Sunday, February 23, 2014
Don't Think and Drive (17)
Deanna and I just got back from a trip to Orlando, Florida. In addition to high prices and amazing weather, there were a lot of funny things!
One day, in the space of just a few hours, I saw:
- A McDonalds with real plates . . . and a bistro . . . and an ice cream parlor . . . and bowling lanes. (yes, seriously) (Pictures below)
- A woman in the men's restroom. (She worked at the convention center, but it's still weird!)
And the best one: - The SPEAKER'S Cell phone went off while HE was speaking, lol.
Our hotel door said "This door is kept locked 24 hrs a day". I never saw it locked, not even at night.
One speaker's powerpoint encouraged every college to seek training for their "Faulty and staff ..."
(Hey, if they're faulty, they need training!)
| McDonalds |
| Ronald in the McDonalds Arcade |
| Still McDonalds :) |
Some Great Pictures:
| That is the weirdest looking helicopter I have ever seen! |
| Please make up your mind . . . ! (Below ... not below ...) Lol, I've seen corrections before, but corrections on the SAME label? |
| A clear case of racial discrimination! |
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (16)
I've decided to name my car Alexis. I just want to be able to say, "Yeah, I travel in Alexis . . . " "I own Alexis . . ."
I think I would rent the truck that advertised in large letters "fuel-saving chassis skirts!", except that no one had bothered to actually put them on the truck - they weren't there!
"Sorry restaurant closes at 9pm." Great restaurants are open all night?
"Subway parking only". - I expected to see this sign underground.
"Must be 21 to enter this area". I didn't go, because I'm not 21 anymore . . .
"No Parking: Doctors Only" So I can park there? (I'm not a doctor).
"Handwashing Instructions:
Thoroughly wash and dry hands" -- No kidding, lol.
"The firm concentrates on selling to either small, medium-sized, or large customers." LOL! (They meant small, medium, or large businesses.)
Restaurant sign advertising:
"NEW
Fajita
GrillBurger
Lemonade"
-- sounds positively disgusting.
Something about Wendy's "Natural-Cut Fries" bothers me. What? Do they grow them that way?
Some dress codes are strict, but this one takes the cake!
"Girls: Dresses or skirts and blouses with sleeves, knee-length or below" (Those are some LONG sleeves!)
Check out these great pictures, also!
1) Deanna spotted this one. The sign says "Walk-ins Welcome". LOL. I love this one.
2) We found a boy who fell in a puddle! lol
3) Now THAT is some AMAZING Cologne!
Friday, July 1, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (15)
Random and funny things observed while traveling.
Southern Trip Edition
When I was on trio, we stayed in "camp accommodations". You know, a sweaty-smelling room with humidity way too high, no air conditioning, with 14 other guys who have vowed not to sleep? And the shower you get to use is a concrete bunker with no windows and nobody bothered to change the light bulb, with cracks in the wall so large you can see through them, and 2 inches of standing black water in the bottom? (You think I'm exaggerating - ask me about some stories!)
Well, guess what the ADULTS stay in!? I am apparently old enough now to be an adult. I had a double-bed, A/C, and a private bath at most of the camps I went to!! Check out the best one:
One camp I went to had a resident peacock. I didn't know these things can fly, often hang out in trees, and crow ...!
Road Names are always interesting. But you don't have to be a genius to name a street. Here's some I spotted:
"Cross St"
"Minor Rd"
"Frontage Rd"
What's the next ones? "Narrow Rd" and "City St"? LOL
I just love the Signs you see along the roads:
"Caution: School". No kidding!
"Wi-Fi Hot Tub" - this I've got to see!
"Clay Building Supply" - convenient last name :)
"To Future 26-W" -- We only had enough money for the sign, lol. Go ahead, take the exit. Right now, you launch of a bridge that's yet to be completed, but in a couple years, we'll have that fixed!
Ok, seriously - a hotel sign that says "Clean and Nice Folks"? That's what I look for in a hotel.
"Horseback Riding Zip Lines" - sign me up! This sounds like the adventure of a lifetime! LOL
"Camping -- Next Right" - in light of recent events, I found this extremely comical. (For those of you who are wondering, Mr. Camping predicted the world was going to end, and was wrong. He predicted again ...)
"New Steak Menu!" - They discovered that old steaks don't sell well.
Billboards:
"Heavy Traffic Can Be Such a Blessing ..." (Unfortunately for the advertiser, the trees had grown so tall no one could read the next line ...)
"World's Largest Sheet Sets" -- huh? Unfortunately no one makes beds this size. :( (I believe this was a problem of placement on the sign. I think World's Largest was supposed to go with "As Seen on TV", but well, they put it iin the wrong place.)
"Sweet Local Peaches" - Spent the next 3 minutes trying to figure out if this was advertising a dating service ...
Churches:
"Kodak UMC" - Come experience a God-Moment! ... I mean a Kodak-Moment ...
"The Church" - Yup, that was their name. Says it all.
Ok, I thought this hilarious! "Department of Mental Retardation" Please call if you would like to become more retarded ...
I thought this department was housed in DC!
Just compare the "Uses Most Energy" rating with the "This model uses: "
1) They found it necessary to explain "qualified person".
2) "Failure to follow these instructions can result in death or explosion." Yeah, a friend of mine tried to service his own water heater. He must have done something wrong. He exploded.
P.S. Sorry I don't have pictures for all these signs, but I hear it's quite dangerous to take pictures while trying to drive ;)
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Don't Think and Drive (14)
Friday, August 6, 2010
Don't Think and Drive (13)
Comments on the journey:
I learned some "cool" math. In my car (whose air conditioning recently quit), I discovered that having 3 windows down blows a lot more air than having 4 windows down! Who would have guessed?
My thermometer read 101 when I left the second week of youth camp. You know, 101 doesn't feel nearly as bad after you've spent 1 1/2 weeks outside without entering air conditioning!
This was the first trip where I've crossed the Blue Ridge mountains east to west. It really started sinking in when I realized I had been driving fairly steeply downhill for a full 15 miles!! (Now, going back up the other side ....)
Ever heard of Fat Albert? How about Fat Albert's Car? (Bill Cosby show) Well, Fat Albert's truck passed me on the interstate. Yup, sounded like I got passed by a Cessna! I was cracking up!
At a homeschool conference recently, my dad was looking for a certain book. He walked around the exhibit area asking people, "Do you have a well-trained mind?" Most replied no. :-)
Another couple asked a vendor if he had a human body. He replied, "no, but I think the guy over there does!" Apparently, following some investigation, Dad discovered this guy did not have a human body or a well-trained mind! LOL
The funny things you see when you travel:
I saw a license plate that read
"Dun Quit" - Must be retired! :)
How would you like to stop off at Gum Spring Mineral for a bite to eat?
I really like to see signs of Christian evangelism when I'm traveling. It's often arrays of 3 crosses arranged on a hill. But sometimes you get to see signs posted all over that say "Keep Right"!
Signs ...
"Emergency Vehicles Towed Away" -- I'm still trying to figure this one out, lol.
Airhill Church -- I think I've met their pastor ...
"Barefoot Children Enrolling Now!" -- When do the properly shod children enroll?
One sign simply read:
"Earn up to 40 cents!" Now that's my idea of a dream job!
Greek House Italian Restaurant -- Huh?
Church sign:
"It is better to be alone then in bad company." (Read it again) -- Personally, I'm not sure the order matters very much!
"New Trucks -- Half Off!!"
(this unit only)
-- I wish I had a picture of this. It was a car dealership with this sign prominently displayed on a demolished pickup with the entire top sheared off! Clever advertising. Made me want to stop, lol.
One sign ordered, "No Stopping". Lol, except that the entire interstate was completely parked at the exact place where I spotted this sign!
Another demanded, "Maintain 55". Traffic was moving at 20 mph ... so I'm a bit worried what would happen if I obeyed this sign.
Anti-discrimination laws must have gone into effect on the high occupancy vehicle lane. The sign read,
"Restricted Lane. Open to All"
Oh yeah -- "$76 fine". -- I can't decide which bothers me more. The fact that they have the fine listed to the exact dollar, or listing such a clear punishment for an offense that is impossible to commit!
Then again, it must have been this way for awhile - long enough that my directions simply told me to use the HOV lane! Check it out:
"Archaic Parking" -- Carriages and steam cars only, please.
This is how one sign was written:
No Pets
For Rent
Country House
--Except that I only saw the first 2 lines! LOL
"Huge Tire Sale" -- Apparently they have special prices for all your Caterpillar needs!
Above a drinking fountain:
"Do not pour anything down this drain". --- Um, including water?
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Don't Think and Drive (12)
http://dlorimer.blogspot.com/2010/03/meet-me-in-st-louis-louis-travelogue.html
http://dlorimer.blogspot.com/2010/03/catch-first-one-here-if-you-missed-it.html
Some funny things along the way:
The "Real Book Fake Book" for the positionally challenged.
The signs along the streets declared:
"No parking on even Tuesdays"
"No parking the 2nd Wednesday of the Month"
I tremble in fear, for the tales behind these ominous (and strange) signs must be terrible and ancient. "On the night of an even Tuesday, with a full moon high in the sky, the steedless horseman rides through town, silent and shrowded by fog, and any vehicle parked on the street is never seen again ...."
At Washington University, nearly everything is named after somebody.
---Their new school of law building is named "Anheuser-Busch". As our tour guide said, it gives a whole new meaning to "passing the bar exam"!
---Right in the middle of campus is a big open space named - oddly enough - "Mudd Field".
As we drove along, we saw a school named "Visitation Academy". Kind of like drive-through restaurants and drive-in movies?
A professionally printed church sign:
"Esther: It's tough being a women." I suppose it is!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Don't Think and Drive (11)
"Signal Ahead - 2 miles"!
So there's this big billboard that says "Sign Available"
I really wanted to call the number and say, "Yes, I'd like a miracle please ..."
(An evil and adultrous generation asks for a sign, you know.)
I drove past a sign that said "Football Parking". Apparently the basketballs and volleyballs must park elsewhere.
The Mohican Climbing Course had an interesting challenge. They had one climbing tower with challenging footholds. This was for the beginner climber, apparently. The other climbing tower had only bare wood! Good luck! (Yes, I know what it is.)
You know it's a big Walmart when they hand out maps at the front door ...!
A lyrical description of my trip. Keep in mind that I was always traveling further North.
From snow to sun
and sun to snow
and on through hurricane
a-traveling I go.
To inches; to piles; to dark blowing snow
then suddenly a sunny barren brownness.
a-traveling I go.
I sit in clear weather, bathed with sun
while events are cancelled from poor weather.
a-traveling I go.
Then I asssault, with my four wheels
those same wintered roads
Going where other men dare not drive
lest, greeted by danger, they do not arrive.
a-traveling I go.
Then finally, with a new band of friends
not in a car, but an intertube
down a snowy hill I fly,
"I love winter; I love snow, and I love sledding too," I cry!
a-traveling I go.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Don't Think and Drive (10)
Those restricted access signs --
"Prohibited:
Animals on Foot" -- Apparently animals on motor scooters are ok?
Not sure why this struck me so funny --
The rear license plate on a brand new black Lexus: "Oh Well"
One shop was advertising their wares with a slightly confusing sign -
"Ceramic Carpet" -- Now THIS I've got to see!
Slightly later:
Installation instructions can sometimes be confusing. Tonight I was greeted with these messages, with no other messages in between:
"Important: DO NOT connect the printer ..."
"Cannot find the printer - make sure it is connected to your computer ..."
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Don't Think and Drive (9)
Youth Challenge went great! I think this was one of the best years for me personally.
To all my friends who were there -- It was great to see you again!!
Along with 3 days there, today was a optometrist (eye doctor) appointment, which added a bit more excitement.
On the serious side:
"Microwave Altars" really bother me. If someone comes to the altar, and doesn't get help by the time we've finished the closing prayer, something didn't work. It's time to get up and go anyway. I've seen altar workers push people through a litany, like everyone has to fit situation #14 in the altar workers' handbook, or "it's just emotion." Why can't we work with people in a way that gives them time to let God really deal with them, instead of just rushing through prayers?
If you say, "we don't encourage that," I will reply. #1, I watch it encouraged all the time, intentional or not. #2, that is already the social expectation that we have created. We'll have to work to change it. When you microwave, you run the risk of it getting soft and soggy. Let's try Sonbaking!
Some funny things:
Shushan: *shock* "David is wearing a bracelet!"
Shushan: "There's a dog driving that car!"
Me: "What!?"
Shushan: "He's sitting in the driver's seat." *calming down* "Well, he's sitting in the driver's lap, but still, he shouldn't be there!"
Me: "It's probably his seeing-eye dog."
Now here is a walking motion disaster --
A tight straight jean skirt with 5 inch heel knee-boots! (Talk about "can't walk"! Lol)
So, I'm driving along today, and suddenly see a pair of sunglasses reflected in my window. I've owned this car for 8 months, and never saw those things! I guess they came free with the car. :)
Have you ever wondered why they have you pick out new frames - your new "look" for the next couple years - while your eyes are dilated, and you really can't see?
Speaking of which, I decided today that these "auto-drive" features on cars would be a great idea. After the dilation didn't wear off anywhere close to as fast as they said it would, I would have preferred for a computer to be driving my car! (for clarification, they have now begun to return to normal - over 7 hours later)
See
http://www.engadget.com/2005/08/27/gm-will-launch-self-driving-car-in-2008/
Today, my car read "Oil Pressure, 2psi. NORMAL" -- That doesn't seem very normal to me! LOL
"I prefer to run eastward marathons. Whenever I run westward, everything starts going wrong. It seems as though the whole world is turning against me!"
- Marathon runner Iván BuddÃndenwin
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Don't Think and Drive (8)
Even though they have some strange laws, and a seemingly overbearing set of laws and reminders, after being around PA drivers, it seems they need it!
One of the best KY driving laws is that we must have our headlights on if our wipers are on. I didn't know how great that was until I drove in a place without it!
PA seems to run slower. In KY, a state highway is 55 mph. That's all there is to it. In PA, a state highway might be 45, 35, or 25. Only rarely will you see one that is 55. I looked forward to 4-lane divided highways so I could drive 55! Between the speed limits and the road construction on PA main roads and interstates, I could have made better time driving country roads in WV! (and if you've driven in WV, you understand what I'm saying.) But don't worry, PA has already thought of that. They slowed their country roads to 35 and 45. I've heard it said that things go slower in the South, but I don't agree. But they know and understand this concern. A couple times, I came across a sign that boldly proclaimed, "Slow-Moving Vehicles." Isn't that the truth!
Perhaps these numbered signs are just suggestions, or perhaps left over relics from a bygone era. As it was, it wasn't uncommon to find drivers going 80 in a 55 zone, or on the other hand, 45 in a 65 zone (this is another funny story, but best not told here).
PA is famous for its toll roads. Perhaps they have gone a bit overboard though. I paid $1.00 to drive on their road for 2 miles!
It seems they are rebuilding PA. I believe that every single road I drove on in PA (which was a lot) was under construction. And remember, if the 4-lane divided highway was 55 before, it's 45mph with construction! They spent an awful lot of money on Road Construction signs. I think they could have saved bundles by putting up non-construction signs! "No Road Construction - next 3 miles"
Again, it is not accidental. PA understands how much road construction there is. In fact, on one road, they went so far as to permanently mount the road construction warning signs! (Yes, tall steel and concrete posts, complete with digital readout road construction signs.)
When on an entrance ramp to a highway under construction, there is a stop sign at the end of the ramp. You see, if you didn't stop, you might actually be moving fast enough to not get hit when you try to merge with traffic. It's always best to come to a complete stop, so when you pull out you can get t-boned.
In KY, when we work on a road, we put in some options. We might build a false ramp or a false lane, so you can get where you need to go while we are working. In PA, options are optional. I got the distinct impression that the signs should read, "Road Closed -- Too Bad."
As we were traveling West again, we were greeted with huge (overly huge) road signs pointing the way to Indiana. I understand. By that time, I wanted out of PA too!
It's not all bad though.
Driving in the country near Lebanon, I stopped beside the road to take in an unusual sight. It was late, and completely dark. Yet, the entire field, as far as the eye could see, was full of lights. Thousands upon thousands of lightning bugs were glorifying their Creator in a dazzling display like I have never seen before.
PA has features that would split an evolutionist's head open. For example, I drove through a section of vertical strata. Now, as best I understand, this was dirt that formed a thin vertical layer, standing straight up because of some air currents or such. Across millions of years, other thin layers of dirt also came alongside, all standing perfectly vertical. After a long time, some grass grew and finally held it all together. . . . VERTICAL STRATA??
On one road that had 3 separate ramps leading to it, they were kind enough to post a sign pointing to one ramp that read, "Enter Here." -- Thanks guys, I really wasn't sure which of the 3 ramps was for me!
I was arrested by another sign that ordered, "Do Not Pass." I stopped and waited for some time, but it never changed. Eventually, in defiance of the law, I passed it anyway.
I was shocked and baffled as I came to an intersection with a sign demanding "No Turns." Then, would someone please explain why this intersection is here!?
You know you're in flat country when there are large orange signs announcing "Curve Ahead!"
One area I drove through was littered with signs of recession. Everywhere I looked were closed businesses and abandoned buildings. There was one exception, which was even more sad. There was one business segment still going strong -- liquor stores.
As I was driving along a country road, I was startled to see a hitchhiker sitting on my hood. It seems an ordinary housefly had decided to use my car as an aircraft carrier. Glancing around, I spotted 3 flies riding on the hood of my car. How they held on, I have no idea. Just hitch a ride, will ya!
Some people are simply dyslexic, but they get hired anyway.
I prepared myself after seeing a sign announcing, "Left Lane Closed Ahead." But shortly after, the next sign read "Right Lane Closed Ahead." -- There's only two lanes guys - are you telling me the whole road is closed!?
Later, I was surprised to see a unique WEIS sign (Weis is a supermarket chain in PA). Someone had installed this particular lighted sign inside out, so when viewed from either side, the words were mirrored!

Random big blue question marks beside the road make me feel confident and assured -- NOT!
I did not take the turn to "Fox Run Equine Center." -- What animals are they working with, anyway?
The truck said "Hazmat Environmental Group, Inc." -- Say What?
I saw an intersection to "Plank Rd." -- I can only imagine what it's like to drive on that!
I saw a sign to the town of Export. Curious, I looked for the road name. Sure enough, the road was "Italy."
Actual road name: "Scenic Drive."
Someone's idea of a practical joke: I was initially confused as I approached a sharp left-hand corner. Someone had turned the second chevron upside down, so the first arrow pointed left, and the second to the right!
Beware what you put on your church sign. At first glance, one church seemed to have their own propaganda placard. Their sign read,
"Believe
Rev. Jones"
Ever been told you are stupid? In a WV rest area, I was greeted with this sign,
"If vending machines aren't working, contact WV society for the blind." -- They'll send a blind person out right away to fix the machine you can't make work!
Never trust Microsoft for Directions:
I didn't look over the directions very closely before I left (first mistake), and was understandably surprised to be greeted with my next maneuver: "*Check Timetable* Take Ferry (East)." -- WHAT!?

I approached a sign declaring "State Law -- Move over for stopped emergency vehicle." -- This isn't so odd, except that this sign had a police car underneath, having just pulled someone over. That was fast signage! Do they pay pennies to starving peons to set up signs whenever a car pulls over, or is this a pop-up sign off the back of the cruiser?
One day, I drove from Gas City to Gassaway, oddly reminiscent of my fuel guage.
A clear message is proclaimed by Rule #1 posted the softball backstop: "No Pepper on Fences."
I'm not sure why these fish were so worth protecting, but they must be real winners:
"Fishing for age 12 and under only. $50 Fine" -- I think most of the campers at that camp were definitely fishing for Ages 12 and up! Oh wait, or does that mean the age of the fish?
"Fishing permitted only by the following persons: ...
Persons so severely handicapped they are unable to cast or retrieve a line or bait hooks and remove fish." -- Now correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that mean fishing is only allowed by people who are completely unable to fish!?
There were similar fishing warning signs posted everywhere. Naturally, you would expect them to be near a location with fish. But they were prominently displayed all around a creek that ran about 6 inches deep, and I've never seen a fish in it.
Did you hear about the blonde who was stuck in a U-Haul?
She refused to exit a moving vehicle.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Is it a Seismic Oscillator or a Spoon?
We may study an ancient civilization, and make many claims about them, but we might be very far off. A number of the artifacts that we dig up are from trash pits. Imagine someone digging up one of our landfills, and making claims about our culture. Sure, most would probably be right, but they might be confused as to what we used empty ink cartridges for. Similarly, they might conclude that we often held great banquets, based on the large number of cups and food wrappings they found. The point is, we throw garbage away. It no longer has a use, so we trash it. When digging up trash, you have to realize the object you find was considered useless. If you try to find a way to use the object you find, you've got it backwards.
There was a grand, extensive discussion in my home recently regarding the use for a particular item my father had received for free as a promotion. Aside from the obvious purpose of advertising (the company name and logo were clearly displayed), the practical use of the object escaped us. It became a topic of discussion with friends who came to visit, as it seemed no one could understand what the object was to be used for. Oh, there was a lot of conjecture, and several practical, but ridiculous, uses were suggested. I suppose the object will continue for a time at our house, without use except as a discussion piece. And when we tire of it, it will be thrown into the garbage, where some decades from now it will waylay some poor archeologist who again will try to discover for what on earth our generation used such an object.
It can be very difficult to discover the use of an object if that which the object was used for no longer exists. For example, imagine sometime in the far future, who is living in a city-size high-rise, with hydroponic plants and soil-less environment. One day, our illustratee discovers a spade from our century. He may have ever so many conclusions, but the plaque he puts in the museum will certainly be wrong, for he has no knowledge or comprehension of dirt, yards, and fields. How often does this happen to us? Centuries ago, there may have been purposes which have long since vanished. But objects have remained. We are trying our best to discover what they were used for, but there may be that all-important element missing.
But back to my original thought. We often find something missing, and make a claim from the fact that it is not there. I have heard this done by studying literature. A certain thing is not mentioned in a particular piece or sampling of literature, therefore it must not have existed in that time period. However, the exact opposite may be true. The thing may have been so common that the author did not even think to mention it! We don't tend to explain things that are so common everyone is familiar with them.
For example, imagine someone in the future is studying some travel journals from our time. He may read a great deal, and never once find mention of a speed limit. He may then conclude that speed limits had not yet been introduced in our time period. When, however, the truth is that they are so common, we fail to mention them.
Such an observation can be made about many historical claims. While I believe the best science and research is and should be used, there is always the possibility that we are wrong. It can be a great cause for amusement, but the tragedy is that the people who would know the joke are already dead.
You may have heard that the Eastern nations got into a small dispute recently. Chinese archaeologists on an excavation 100 feet deep found traces of copper. They announced to the world that the ancient Chinese had a telegraph system. Soon after, Korean archaeologists dug to a depth of 200 feet, and found traces of glass. Their news headlines declared that the ancient Koreans had an extensive fiber-optic telephone system. Somewhat incensed, a team of Japanese archeologist started digging. They went down 500 feet, but still found nothing. Their news proudly proclaimed that the ancient Japanese used cellphones.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Don't Think and Drive (7)
According to the service log, it took the professional decorating crew 14 minutes to deliver 1 folding chair to my booth.
I visited the fastest restaurant I've ever seen. My food was delivered to me, hot and ready, before I had finished paying for my order. :)
(It was expensive enough to merit good service.)
Sometimes hotels just don't make sense to me:
They have a grand piano in the second floor of the lobby. It has a big sign that says, "Do not play the piano." According to one great philosopher, to prohibit the very purpose for which a thing was created is the greatest offense.
"Please refrain from placing your shoes, feet, or other body parts on the furniture."
-- Apparently, you are expected to levitate above the furniture. (since when are shoes considered body parts?)
"The hotel has a wide array of amenity baskets and gifts, which may be purchased upon request."
-- And since when do you have to buy hotel amenities and gifts?
I have learned:
After 8 hours of continuous usage, certain display lights begin to melt.
I went into the dock area to find an old cardboard box to stand on (concrete floors are painful). As I began to analyze the contents of the trash bins, I saw an official-looking person coming my way. Thinking he was security, I approached him to explain what I was doing. As we neared each other, he said, "we're just doing a lighting audit. I had to recount a couple times because I keep losing my place." It was then I realized he was explaining his own actions to me because he thought I was security.
Sign spotted at a restaurant:
"Parents -- socks must be worn in the playplace."
-- What about kids? Do they have to wear socks too?
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Hilarious!
Humor is in the unexpected, the abnormal, and in the known falsity. It's the punch line of the joke we didn't see coming; it's the association of two words we would not usually associate; it's in Wiley Coyote who does not fall until after he looks down. It's in the slap-stick of unexpected injury or "failure;" it's directed at someone who is accidentally outside a social norm (falling in public, having one's hat blown off, etc); and found in the sarcasm and satire of speaking the opposite of the truth. For the sake of this discussion, I am not including vulgar, crude, or "bathroom" humor, which produce laughter by bold discussion of inappropriate topics (and often only nervous laughter).
It may be observed that positive humor is only one small step from all things most negative. Humor is in the unexpected, and so humor is closely related to fear. The unexpected can bring laughter or terror and sometimes both in sequence. The abnormal can be funny, piteous, or appalling. The falsity --the thing not true-- can be uproariously hilarious, or it can start a belief that sends millions to miserable deaths.
An unexpected abnormality that seems too strange to be true is one of the greatest terrors in life. And though it's only one nanometer from hilarious laughter, it is horrible terror.
Death is often unexpected, but it is rarely funny. Disease, bodies missing limbs, and atypical government activity are all abnormal, but they hardly ever cause us to laugh. Cults have fed people untruths, and then committed mass suicide. People have believed lies that have led them to their deaths. Whole nations have been deceived, and created the atrocities of Nazi Holocaust and Communist repression. People have taken falsity as truth, and it's not funny at all.
Applying ...
I have been thinking about two approaches to an idea. One person sees the idea itself, and may think it funny, but harmless. Another sees what the idea says, or may say, and may be terrified. Often, the latter is labeled "overreacting," "closed minded," or "conspiracy theorist." But it's possible this person sees more than the first person is able to see. Who can see the results of something that should be humorous?
- I was first introduced to this idea when watching an old show that had some rather shady, not-quite-suggestive, and only almost compromising scenes. I was informed later that back when the show first aired, it would have been absolutely hilarious, because all of those things were seen as "known falsities." No one would have even thought about doing them, so they were funny on screen. They are not funny now, because now they are true.
- Tarzan may have been intended to just be funny (though I will agree that it's just as possible it may have had a specific agenda). But if and when people start believing it, it's not so funny anymore.
- The Da Vinci code should have been an enjoyable humorous novel -- except that it was believed.
- When The War of the Worlds was first aired on radio --a harmless story with a funny satire-- it created mass panic, because many thought it was true. By the way, we consider it a "harmless story" because we believe it is a "known falsity," but if such aliens ever did come to earth, we would find no humor in War of the Worlds anymore.
- Veggie Tales' Dave and the Giant Pickle is hilarious. But it wasn't funny to the Sunday School teacher whose young students were insisting that in the Bible, David's sheep fell over.
- Darwin's Origin of the Species should have been one of the greatest comedies of all time. But is has turned to terror, because it was believed.
When someone says "this idea has the potential to cause great disaster," do not write them off. They are simply stating what the world has been experiencing for centuries.
It is our duty as humans to find the truth and live according to it. Untruth is funny, but untruth that is believed is terror-ible.
Truth is found in the Bible; the Word of God. "Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." - John 8:34
It is our duty to find and know the truth.
On a practical note, perhaps if something is presented as untrue, then no one believes it (even impressionable young people). The danger is greatest when something is presented in the most believable way possible, because it is "so unbelievable." Perhaps some have done too great of a job making their story believable.
I thought of this last comment because some things don't seem to have created danger.
Roadrunner is funny. I suppose it could be disastrous if someone believed it. But it's one of those old cartoons that is great, and hilarious. And I don't know anyone who has believed it.