Don't Think and Drive (16)

Random and funny things observed while traveling.

I've decided to name my car Alexis. I just want to be able to say, "Yeah, I travel in Alexis . . . " "I own Alexis . . ."

I think I would rent the truck that advertised in large letters "fuel-saving chassis skirts!", except that no one had bothered to actually put them on the truck - they weren't there!

"Sorry restaurant closes at 9pm." Great restaurants are open all night?

"Subway parking only". - I expected to see this sign underground.

"Must be 21 to enter this area". I didn't go, because I'm not 21 anymore . . .

"No Parking: Doctors Only" So I can park there? (I'm not a doctor).

"Handwashing Instructions:
Thoroughly wash and dry hands" -- No kidding, lol.

"The firm concentrates on selling to either small, medium-sized, or large customers." LOL! (They meant small, medium, or large businesses.)

Restaurant sign advertising:
"NEW
Fajita
GrillBurger
Lemonade"
-- sounds positively disgusting.

Something about Wendy's "Natural-Cut Fries" bothers me. What? Do they grow them that way?

Some dress codes are strict, but this one takes the cake!
"Girls: Dresses or skirts and blouses with sleeves, knee-length or below" (Those are some LONG sleeves!)

Check out these great pictures, also!

1) Deanna spotted this one. The sign says "Walk-ins Welcome". LOL. I love this one.

2) We found a boy who fell in a puddle! lol

3) Now THAT is some AMAZING Cologne!