Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The God who is Everywhere

The other day, I realized how great it is that God is everywhere (omnipresent). I was praying for the persecuted church. You know, my problems are really very small compared to what they are facing. If anyone needs the presence, power, and grace of God, it is them. If God were not everywhere at all times, surely He would be with His children who are being persecuted. That means He wouldn't be with me.
But He is with me, always. He is even willing to dwell inside of me. I am happy to serve the God who is always present!

"God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble." Psalm 46:1

"And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counselor to be with you forever— the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you." John 14:16-17

"And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." Matthew 28:20b

"Now may the Lord of peace himself give you peace at all times and in every way. The Lord be with all of you." 2 Thessalonians 3:16

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Tastes Like Baloney (A Taste of Evolution)

Ice cream and spoiled beef, clorox bleach and antifreeze.
Have you ever wondered why you have taste buds?

Eating lunch suddenly became a problem in trying to understand our supposed evolutionary structure. It seems that if the separating factor is survival of the fittest, our sense of taste has gone disastrously wrong. According to an article on Bio-Medicine.org, "The endless struggle for survival in nature inevitably boils down to finding food and eluding predators." (1)

If evolution is true, why do we have taste buds?
Taste buds are almost entirely worthless in the evolutionary sense.

Ok, imagine this -- you are suddenly cast into a primitive food-finding area (which could just mean there is no supermarket nearby). You know that some plants/foods are poisonous, while others are safe and beneficial. You put one in your mouth, and it tastes . . . good. Sorry friend, but your evolutionary mechanics just killed you.

Good!? Why does it taste good? Why does it make you smile or frown? If evolution is true, I would expect it to taste either harmful or prosperous. Why does my body make a distinction between an apple and an orange, but has some trouble between parsnips and poison hemlock? (2)

Taste buds often fool and mislead us. It is not uncommon for us to like what is really poison, and dislike that which is good for us. Antifreeze tastes very good, but is a deadly poison. While you are preparing to reply that it is man-made, I am pondering all of the natural plants that are the same way. Many (if not most) of the best-for-you vegetables taste so nasty that we could not choke them down (and they are not sold in stores because no one would buy them). The taste of some might even cause us to vomit them up again. Why has our evolution so destroyed us?

What benefit is there to taste? To be beneficial, taste ought to detect the difference between poison and non-poison.
But taste buds give like and dislike, enjoyment, pleasure, and disgust. None of these are survival instincts. How did something like this come through the survival of the fittest? Why something so worthless to our survival? Why don't we only detect poison, or protein, or indigestibility?

But if there is a God who created us in His image--
If we were modeled after a God who has likes and dislikes, enjoyments, pleasures, and disgusts--
Why, then it makes perfect sense.




(1) http://news.bio-medicine.org/biology-news-3/Can-a-taste-for-poison-drive-speciation-3F-1817-1/
(2) http://www.oardc.ohio-state.edu/weedguide/singlerecord.asp?id=550
http://webecoist.com/2008/09/16/16-most-unassuming-yet-lethal-killer-plants/

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Principles for Music

Principles for Music / Media
notes from Aldersgate Music Class
Led by Sam Mokoli and David Lorimer

1. What do the lyrics say?
2. Do the lyrics glorify God?
3. What is the real message of the song?
4. Is the message true?
5. Can I worship God while listening to this music?
6. What does this teach me?
7. What does this teach me about God?
8. How does it use the name of Jesus/God?
9. Does this music control me?
10. How does my spirit respond when I listen to this music?
11. What does this song promote? What does this song glorify?
12. What does the Bible say about music?
13. Does this make me want to be more like God?
14. Would God like it?


These are in no particular order. This is the point summary of the lessons and discussions we had during the class. Aldersgate campers -- We had a great time and enjoyed being with you all. Hope you have a great year!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Don't Think and Drive (8)

Traveling in Pennsylvania is confusing and frustrating. The designs and laws don't make sense ... unless, of course, you are driving a horse and buggy. You see, PA was the first state to have interstates, parkways, and major highways. But as is so often true of the first to do something, it appears they got stuck there, and have not been as progressive as other states who followed after.
Even though they have some strange laws, and a seemingly overbearing set of laws and reminders, after being around PA drivers, it seems they need it!

One of the best KY driving laws is that we must have our headlights on if our wipers are on. I didn't know how great that was until I drove in a place without it!

PA seems to run slower. In KY, a state highway is 55 mph. That's all there is to it. In PA, a state highway might be 45, 35, or 25. Only rarely will you see one that is 55. I looked forward to 4-lane divided highways so I could drive 55! Between the speed limits and the road construction on PA main roads and interstates, I could have made better time driving country roads in WV! (and if you've driven in WV, you understand what I'm saying.) But don't worry, PA has already thought of that. They slowed their country roads to 35 and 45. I've heard it said that things go slower in the South, but I don't agree. But they know and understand this concern. A couple times, I came across a sign that boldly proclaimed, "Slow-Moving Vehicles." Isn't that the truth!

Perhaps these numbered signs are just suggestions, or perhaps left over relics from a bygone era. As it was, it wasn't uncommon to find drivers going 80 in a 55 zone, or on the other hand, 45 in a 65 zone (this is another funny story, but best not told here).

PA is famous for its toll roads. Perhaps they have gone a bit overboard though. I paid $1.00 to drive on their road for 2 miles!

It seems they are rebuilding PA. I believe that every single road I drove on in PA (which was a lot) was under construction. And remember, if the 4-lane divided highway was 55 before, it's 45mph with construction! They spent an awful lot of money on Road Construction signs. I think they could have saved bundles by putting up non-construction signs! "No Road Construction - next 3 miles"
Again, it is not accidental. PA understands how much road construction there is. In fact, on one road, they went so far as to permanently mount the road construction warning signs! (Yes, tall steel and concrete posts, complete with digital readout road construction signs.)

When on an entrance ramp to a highway under construction, there is a stop sign at the end of the ramp. You see, if you didn't stop, you might actually be moving fast enough to not get hit when you try to merge with traffic. It's always best to come to a complete stop, so when you pull out you can get t-boned.

In KY, when we work on a road, we put in some options. We might build a false ramp or a false lane, so you can get where you need to go while we are working. In PA, options are optional. I got the distinct impression that the signs should read, "Road Closed -- Too Bad."

As we were traveling West again, we were greeted with huge (overly huge) road signs pointing the way to Indiana. I understand. By that time, I wanted out of PA too!

It's not all bad though.
Driving in the country near Lebanon, I stopped beside the road to take in an unusual sight. It was late, and completely dark. Yet, the entire field, as far as the eye could see, was full of lights. Thousands upon thousands of lightning bugs were glorifying their Creator in a dazzling display like I have never seen before.

PA has features that would split an evolutionist's head open. For example, I drove through a section of vertical strata. Now, as best I understand, this was dirt that formed a thin vertical layer, standing straight up because of some air currents or such. Across millions of years, other thin layers of dirt also came alongside, all standing perfectly vertical. After a long time, some grass grew and finally held it all together. . . . VERTICAL STRATA??

On one road that had 3 separate ramps leading to it, they were kind enough to post a sign pointing to one ramp that read, "Enter Here." -- Thanks guys, I really wasn't sure which of the 3 ramps was for me!

I was arrested by another sign that ordered, "Do Not Pass." I stopped and waited for some time, but it never changed. Eventually, in defiance of the law, I passed it anyway.

I was shocked and baffled as I came to an intersection with a sign demanding "No Turns." Then, would someone please explain why this intersection is here!?

You know you're in flat country when there are large orange signs announcing "Curve Ahead!"


One area I drove through was littered with signs of recession. Everywhere I looked were closed businesses and abandoned buildings. There was one exception, which was even more sad. There was one business segment still going strong -- liquor stores.


As I was driving along a country road, I was startled to see a hitchhiker sitting on my hood. It seems an ordinary housefly had decided to use my car as an aircraft carrier. Glancing around, I spotted 3 flies riding on the hood of my car. How they held on, I have no idea. Just hitch a ride, will ya!

Some people are simply dyslexic, but they get hired anyway.
I prepared myself after seeing a sign announcing, "Left Lane Closed Ahead." But shortly after, the next sign read "Right Lane Closed Ahead." -- There's only two lanes guys - are you telling me the whole road is closed!?

Later, I was surprised to see a unique WEIS sign (Weis is a supermarket chain in PA). Someone had installed this particular lighted sign inside out, so when viewed from either side, the words were mirrored!


Random big blue question marks beside the road make me feel confident and assured -- NOT!

I did not take the turn to "Fox Run Equine Center." -- What animals are they working with, anyway?

The truck said "Hazmat Environmental Group, Inc." -- Say What?

I saw an intersection to "Plank Rd." -- I can only imagine what it's like to drive on that!
I saw a sign to the town of Export. Curious, I looked for the road name. Sure enough, the road was "Italy."
Actual road name: "Scenic Drive."

Someone's idea of a practical joke: I was initially confused as I approached a sharp left-hand corner. Someone had turned the second chevron upside down, so the first arrow pointed left, and the second to the right!

Beware what you put on your church sign. At first glance, one church seemed to have their own propaganda placard. Their sign read,
"Believe
Rev. Jones"

Ever been told you are stupid? In a WV rest area, I was greeted with this sign,
"If vending machines aren't working, contact WV society for the blind." -- They'll send a blind person out right away to fix the machine you can't make work!

Never trust Microsoft for Directions:
I didn't look over the directions very closely before I left (first mistake), and was understandably surprised to be greeted with my next maneuver: "*Check Timetable* Take Ferry (East)." -- WHAT!?


I approached a sign declaring "State Law -- Move over for stopped emergency vehicle." -- This isn't so odd, except that this sign had a police car underneath, having just pulled someone over. That was fast signage! Do they pay pennies to starving peons to set up signs whenever a car pulls over, or is this a pop-up sign off the back of the cruiser?

One day, I drove from Gas City to Gassaway, oddly reminiscent of my fuel guage.

A clear message is proclaimed by Rule #1 posted the softball backstop: "No Pepper on Fences."


I'm not sure why these fish were so worth protecting, but they must be real winners:

"Fishing for age 12 and under only. $50 Fine" -- I think most of the campers at that camp were definitely fishing for Ages 12 and up! Oh wait, or does that mean the age of the fish?

"Fishing permitted only by the following persons: ...
Persons so severely handicapped they are unable to cast or retrieve a line or bait hooks and remove fish." -- Now correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that mean fishing is only allowed by people who are completely unable to fish!?

There were similar fishing warning signs posted everywhere. Naturally, you would expect them to be near a location with fish. But they were prominently displayed all around a creek that ran about 6 inches deep, and I've never seen a fish in it.


Did you hear about the blonde who was stuck in a U-Haul?
She refused to exit a moving vehicle.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Over the Hills and Through the Woods -- Travelogue July 13-29, 2009

Two weeks of youth camp, then a few days with Redeemed. Summer travels in WV, PA, OH, and NY.

Aldersgate Camp
It all started July 13 as Sam Mokoli, Deanna Rittgers, and I left for Aldersgate Youth Camp in West Virginia. (Now, as any of you who have traveled know, it all really started way before that, but I'll spare you the details of recounting the preparation time.) I was to be song evangelist for the week of camp, as well assisting Sam with his class, tribe leader, and helping in any other place needed. Sam was going as a camp counselor, sports assistant, tribe leader, and teacher of a class on Evaluating Music. Deanna joined us as piano player, and was graciously willing to be a tribe leader as well. Alongside this party, Rev. Street was the camp evangelist, Anthony and Candice Silecchia were there a few days representing Mt. Carmel, and New Hope came and sang for the Wednesday evening service.
From the first chilly night (that got down to 37 degrees in the West Virginia highlands) to the raining final day, it was a great week. Rev. Street's messages were powerful and challenging. My one regret was that more people did not respond. I feel that God wanted to do more work than He was allowed to do.
We had classes in the morning and early afternoon, along with tribe meetings and devotions. Later afternoon was recreation and rest time (often dominated by a green glass door or a camping trip). After supper comes Vespers (a mini-service put on by a tribe) and the evening service. After service is an afterglow for the youth around the campfire (remember the chilly nights?), where the deepest connecting and sharing happen. It rained Friday afternoon, so along with some inside games (where no one got "little black box"), Mr. Street also did some gospel magic. We were also happy to have the appearance of Eustace, Mr. Street ventriloquist dummy, in two of the evening services.

Time with Friends
Sam and Deanna traveled back with Mr. Street after the Friday evening service. I went to Kisners for the night and part of Saturday morning. It was great to visit with them and catch up. I greatly appreciate the friends I have made through Aldersgate Camp. I got to reconnect with each of the Kisners (a rare and highly appreciated event), Berlin Wilhelm, Paige Dopson, John Sisler, his family, and all the other wonderful people that attended camp. Saturday, I got to spend a couple hours with John and Ashley Grose, who have become good friends of mine over the years. I enjoyed reconnecting and sharing stories, beliefs, hopes, and visions.

Covering Miles
Saturday afternoon I traveled to Apollo, PA. Here I met New Hope trio. They were traveling with Mr. Nelson, and our schedules happened to cross here. Rev. West and Don Swinehart took us out for a superb dinner, and Mr. Nelson and I spent the night at Don's house. At his house, I got in a short jog, as well as a brief investigation of gardening.

Sunday, I taught Sunday School at Apollo Faith Chapel, and spoke briefly before New Hope brought a worship concert. It was great to spend some time with them, and hear them in a full service! After an excellent dinner at Rev West's home, I took my leave, and traveled 4 hours to Millersburg, PA. (Here, I interrupt to recommend G.K. Chesterton's mystery books to all readers.-- I had them on audio book.) I joined the youth group at Tiffany Worrell's church for their lesson, and I spoke briefly about KMBC. From there, I traveled to Lebanon, PA to spend the night with my Aunt and Uncle, Bob and Jeanette Reynhout. I got to spend a short while discussing and catching up with my Uncle Bob.

AYC
Monday, after an attempt at sleeping in, and finishing laundry, I headed to Appalachian Youth Camp, in Roxbury, PA. Here, I joined Redeemed, who would be here the whole week as well. Monday is orientation, meet-all-the-people-you-know day, evening service, team assignments, and the first team event: tug of war. The camp went great. My team was killer in volleyball, and we got progressively better at softball (though we never won a softball game). We were the low side of average in Bible Bowl. We had a great time though. Redeemed did an excellent job leading singing, presenting KMBC, and connecting with youth. A few random events, like the fire alarm going off in the middle of the night. Again, the opportunity to reconnect with old friends was much appreciated and greatly enjoyable. (Sorry guys, I can't tag everybody, but it was great to see you!)

Sight and Sound and all Around
We had some free time after the camp ended on Friday, and finding that we were close to Sight and Sound Theaters (http://www.sight-sound.com), we went. It was the first time I had ever been to one. We saw Abraham and Sarah, a live drama of the Biblical story. It was really good, well-worth seeing, and I recommend it. We only went to the small theater, so I can only imagine what the large theater shows are like!
Following the drama, we stopped at WalMart to get a headlight for the Sprinter. How many guys does it take to change a headlight in the dark? After that, my college roommate Joel Bell met us for ice cream. Had a great visit with him. We've always connected well and been able to discuss, and that night was no different. It was great to see him again!

Miles
Saturday, we slept in some, then headed for Leavittsburg, OH. David Speas' laundry had been "cleaned up" (they thought it was left behind by a camper) while we were gone, so we drove the long way around to pick it up again. We got a nice tour of PA countryside. Arriving in Leavittsburg, we enjoyed a nice evening and a wonderful meal at the pastor's home (Ask the guys about dessert that night. It was absolutely delicious ... and, there was none left over). We were hosted that night by Pat, a lady in the church.

Morning service went well, and I absolutely love to hear Redeemed in concert. I had never heard them before traveling with them this week and a half. The church graciously provided sack lunches for us to take on the road, and we headed off on a 4 or 5-hour trip to Wilson, NY. Supper was immediately when we arrived, topped off by a delicious array of fruit pies. Here, we got to see many of our work team friends again, and Redeemed gave a worship concert.

Vacation - Water, Water, Everywhere
Redeemed (and I as well) had Monday and Tuesday off while in NY. I was staying with Potters, and thoroughly enjoyed my time. Did I mention they live right on Lake Ontario? Absolutely wonderful. :) I attempted sleeping in, which didn't go well after 2 weeks of youth camp. Both Monday and Tuesday mornings, I got a nice jog in, enjoying the flat ground and cool weather. Did some work from the road while I was there, so we wouldn't slip behind, and so I would be well-prepared when I landed in the saddle Thursday. Monday afternoon, we went to Niagara Falls! I had been there 10-12 years ago, and it was great to see it again. Though sometimes given the title "a lot of water over a rock," it is truly a spectacular sight. We rode the Maid-of-the-Mist, which gives a much better perspective, immersing you in the full sight, sound, and saturation of the falls. We spend Monday evening with George Waters and his wife. We had a great time. She's a wonderful cook. We played games, talked, and got a horticulture lesson.
Tuesday, I again worked part of the morning. Mr. Potter took us sailing on Niagara River and Lake Ontario in his 25-foot Shark sailboat. I suppose we technically entered Canada at this point, as we entered Canadian waters. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I've decided I like sailing! I learned a lot about sailing, and more new vocabulary words than I can count! We also got to see a million dollar sailboat on its maiden voyage.
(David, here's the answer to our question about how sailing works: )
After we completed our voyage, we swung by Fort Niagara and a lighthouse there for a brief visit. Then we went back to Potters'. While waiting for supper, Mr. Potter took us out on his small sailboat, a Sunfish. It was nice, but I definitely prefer the large one!
Supper was great, and we had a nice visit. I finalized some details for the next day, and had a good long talk with mom.

A Lot of Highway in the Rain
We left Wednesday morning, traveled down to PA, where we met Dr. John. He was to continue traveling with Redeemed, and I headed home. All together, it was about a 10 hour trip. Sadly, it rained almost the entire way. I was stuck in a traffic jam for an hour on account of a flipped semi tuck. (8 miles of parked cars) But, enjoying more Chesterton mysteries, I traveled on, and got back about 10:30pm. Talked with Mom and Dad, unloaded, and headed to bed.

(I apologize that I am entirely photo-less. My camera has never returned from missing.)
Back in the saddle in KY now. It was great to see everyone while I was out. God bless, and I hope you have a great end of summer!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Bombs, Brotherhood, and Beginnings



We celebrate history
We commemorate the day of declaration by remembering the day of suffering. July 4th marks the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. This day was the first day of war. We celebrate in freedom, because they signed in their own blood. We remember death, for in it, we have life.

We gather as a community
For we are a nation of the people, by the people, and for the people. Together we work, together we face life, together we fight, together we win. We do not turn to our government, asking them to bail us out. We are the people, and we will answer the challenges together. United we stand, divided we fall.

We celebrate with bombs
We are not rejoicing in our prosperity, but in our suffering. Sacrifice is what made us, and selfishness will kill us. We glory in death, for in it, we found life and freedom. We honor those who gave all, so that we might have all.


And we forget
America, where are you? When the people are clamoring for the government to give; when the people are crying that there be no more death; when the people demand that we stop defending, when the people refuse to suffer; when the people expect the government to take care of every problem; when the people refuse sacrifice -- then, we have forgotten who we are.

It is not the government's problem. It is ours.
The government should not be giving us anything. We should take care of our own communities.
The government should not be making the decisions without our direction. We control who is in office.
If you want your government back, you'll have to take it. We control who gets elected -- do we care enough to change it?
The nation does not act, we do.
We are the people. Will we stand?

This 4th, remember.

We pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all

Thursday, June 25, 2009

New Proposal to Give the Unborn a Choice in their Own Abortion

To quiet the concern of right-wing conservatives, Hykler Mountebank has proposed a new birth-choice agreement to the UN Human Rights Council. This concession is a kind response to the concern that "the unborn have no 'choice.'" In short, Mountebank believes that the unborn, a minority group with very little protection, should have equal rights, and not be discriminated against. "It's Democratic, it's bi-partisan, and it's right," he stated.

The proposal is really quite simple, and builds upon already adopted standard practice. When an abortion is being considered, the doctor will be required to state this question, "Do you want to live, or are you willing to die for the good of society?" The question must be stated 3 times in the baby's assumed native language (the language the baby is expected to speak in the future). It is also to be repeated 3 times in "feeish," supposedly the language of babies. "Feetish" is the product of research conducted by the University of Berzerkly, investigating a fetus' response to a mother's heartbeat and voice.Following the question, the baby's response is determined by ultrasound. The proper response is either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. The interpretation of the response is to be determined solely by the doctor in charge. Left-wing partisans from both sides hail this proposal as a "grand step" in defending the defenseless.

The UN is expected to be slow to adopt the resolution, however. Opposition is driven by nations where the thumbs-up sign has very negative connotations. Several alternate signs have been discussed, but the final agreement remains to be seen.





Source:
Baloney Network - "All the news that isn't true."

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